Weekend War Report March 8, 2026

WTI crude surged 36% this week — the biggest weekly move since futures started trading in 1983. The Strait of Hormuz is effectively closed. The US economy lost 92,000 jobs in February. The Fed is trapped between oil inflation and labor collapse. Prediction markets price Hormuz closure as near-certain through May. Oil $100+ by March 31 is at 89.5%. This is not a dip to buy — it is a regime change to position for.

WTI Crude Weekly
+36%
$90.90/bbl — record weekly surge
S&P 500 Weekly
-2.0%
Worst since October
Feb Jobs
-92K
Unemployment 4.4%
Hormuz Closed (PM)
97%
by March 31 — near certain
Oil $100+ by Mar 31
89.5%
+16.5pp this week
VIX
+24%
Highest since April
10Y Yield Weekly
+18bp
3.96% → 4.14% — inflation fear
BTC
$67,326
Risk-off correlation intact

Prediction Market Probability Dashboard

Friday's Equity Heatmap

Hormuz and Iran — The Dominant Signal

MarketProbabilityChangeSource
Hormuz closed by March 3197.1%+20ppPolymarket
Hormuz closed before May 202692%+35ppKalshi
Hormuz closed before Jan 202794%+33ppKalshi
Iran strike Abqaiq oil facility30.5%-1ppPolymarket
Iran strike Safaniya Field23.5%-11ppPolymarket
Iran strike Dimona (nuclear)10%-1ppPolymarket
US seizes Iran oil tanker by Mar 1513.5%NEWPolymarket

Hormuz closure is priced as a done deal. The question is how long and what escalates next. Iran infrastructure strikes are 23-31% — real tail risk.

Oil Price Probability Curve

CL by End of MarchProbabilityWeekly Change
Above $10089.5%+16.5pp
Above $11073.5%+17pp
Above $12063%+11pp
Above $13044.5%+14.5pp
Above $14037.5%+9pp
Above $15027.9%+8.5pp
Above $2008.2%+2pp

Fed Rate Path

MeetingHoldCutHikeSignal
March95%3.9%1.0%LOCKED HOLD
April84%15.1%0.9%LIKELY HOLD
June46%49%4.9%COIN FLIP
September57%42%1.0%LEAN HOLD
December68%31%1.0%HOLD FAVORED

Yield Curve

Tariff Regime

MarketProbabilityRead
China tariff 5-15% on March 3142.5%Moderation from peak tariff scenario
China tariff 15-25% on March 3150%Still most likely band
China tariff 10-20% on July 157%Settling into structural level
Canada tariff 10-20% on July 171%High confidence on Canada
EU tariff 10-20% on July 154%EU exposure growing
US tariff revenue above $200B57%New fiscal reality

Next Week Catalysts

March 9 (Sunday)
Futures open
Oil gap direction will set Monday's tone. No Hormuz resolution expected.
March 11 (Tuesday)
CPI Release
February data — oil shock may not show yet, but any hot print adds to stagflation narrative
March 12 (Wednesday)
Weekly Claims
Real-time labor signal. After -92K jobs, claims matter more than usual
March 13 (Thursday)
GDP + JOLTS
Growth confirmation/denial + job openings trend. Double data day
March 17-18
FOMC Meeting
Statement language on oil/inflation tradeoff will define the rate path for months

Scenario Analysis

Base Case — 55%: Continued Selling

Weekend gives no Iran resolution. Oil gaps higher Sunday night. Monday opens red. CPI neutral-to-hot. Tape stays defensive. SPY tests 660-665 range.

Bear Case — 25%: Escalation

Iran strikes Gulf oil infrastructure (23-30% probability per Polymarket). Oil spikes to $110+ immediately. Equities gap down 3-5%. VIX 40+. Defense and gold only safe havens.

Bull Case — 20%: Diplomatic Signal

Unexpected diplomatic breakthrough over weekend. Oil drops 5-10%. Equities gap up in relief rally. Prediction markets pricing this at <3%.

Capital Allocation

SGOV 45%
GLD 25%
USO/XLE 10%
RTX/LMT 10%
TLT 5%
UUP 5%
SleeveWeightRationale
SGOV / BIL45%Cash is king in stagflation. 3.7% yield to wait
GLD25%War + inflation + uncertainty. 88% above $5000 next week. Primary hedge
USO / XLE10%NEW 73% chance $110+ oil. High-conviction trade
RTX / LMT10%NEW Only equities working. Direct Hormuz/Iran play
TLT5%REDUCED Fighting oil inflation. Convexity option only
UUP5%Dollar safe haven flow. Small tactical hedge

Do Not Hold

AssetWhy Not
QQQ / SPYWrong side of this regime. Oil = margin pressure + consumer risk
IWMMost exposed to tariffs + energy costs
HYGCredit spreads widening. Next shoe: corporate energy cost stress
BTC / CryptoBehaving as risk asset, not hedge. $67K and falling