Best broad real-asset parking spot: +15.8% over 1 month, +19.4% over 3 months, and +3.7% today without USO-style options mania.
Worked on the day that mattered, +1.6% on March 6 and +22.9% over 3 months. Cleaner than miners because GDX fell despite gold strength.
Still a solid energy expression at +24.5% over 3 months, but less path-dependent than chasing front crude after a +13.0% USO session.
Only a tactical recession hedge. It was down 0.37% on the day of a -92,000 payroll print, which is not what a core shelter should do.
Not a shelter in this regime. It is up 8.6% over 1 month but fell 3.9% today and remains down 24.7% over 3 months.