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Wednesday August 26, 2026  •  A Flat Close With a Violent Middle

Meta Swings 6% on $17 Billion Deal, Alphabet Slides, Fed Odds Flat

Meta round-tripped a 36-point range on a $17.1 billion settlement, Alphabet fell 1.43% for no published reason, and the S&P closed exactly flat, waiting on Nvidia.

Wednesday close SPY 766.08 +0.02% · QQQ 711.37 +0.09% · IWM 298.93 −0.10% · DIA 534.23 −0.19%
The one stock that moved META 576.14 +1.07% (session range 561.94–598.44) · GOOGL 342.00 −1.43% · NVDA 209.66 −1.59%
Elsewhere VIX 15.21 −1.55% · WTI 82.23 −0.16% · FED HOLDS SEPT. 66% unchanged
Meta, Alphabet, and the S&P, August 25–26
Fifteen-minute intraday lines for Meta, Alphabet, and the S&P 500 ETF on August 25 and 26, 2026, indexed to Tuesday's close, showing Meta spiking in premarket trading, crashing at the market open, partially recovering, and closing up 1.07%, while Alphabet grinds steadily lower after the open to close down 1.43%, and the S&P 500 stays essentially flat throughout.

Meta ran 36 points in under an hour and gave most of it back. The index it trades inside never moved.

Every index closed within two-tenths of one percentage point of Tuesday

The S&P 500 fund SPY closed at 766.08, up 0.02%. The Nasdaq-100 fund QQQ added 0.09% to 711.37. The Russell 2000 fund IWM slipped 0.10% to 298.93, and the Dow fund DIA fell 0.19% to 534.23, the largest move of the four.

None of it moved more than two-tenths of one percentage point in either direction. A market genuinely reacting to that morning's inflation data, or bracing for three earnings reports due after the bell, does not usually look like this.

The inflation report told two different stories about the same consumer

Core PCE, the Fed's preferred inflation gauge, held at 3.3% year over year in July, unchanged from June and in line with forecasts. Headline PCE ran at 3.7%, a touch hotter than consensus. Both crossed the wire at 8:30 a.m. Eastern alongside the second estimate of second-quarter GDP.

That GDP estimate held growth at 1.5% annualized, unchanged from the advance reading, but revised consumer spending up to a 3.4% annualized pace. The same report's fresher number, inflation-adjusted personal spending for July itself, was flat month over month, a sharp slowdown from June's 0.4% gain, even as personal income rose 0.4%.

One line in the release said the consumer had been stronger than first measured through June. The next line said the consumer stalled in July. SPY's 15-minute bar spanning 8:30 a.m. Eastern moved from 766.42 to 764.90 and the index finished the day almost exactly where that bar started.

Prediction markets didn't move either

A Kalshi contract on whether the Federal Reserve simply holds rates at its September meeting priced a 66% chance the morning of the PCE release and a 66% chance after it. A separate Polymarket contract on a September hike ticked down a point, to 33.5% from 34.5%, the opposite direction a hotter headline number might imply.

That hold-odds contract had already run from 52% on August 6 to as high as 73% in mid-August before drifting back to 66% the week of the print. Wednesday's data landed inside that drift without adding to it.

Odds the Fed holds rates steady in September
Daily line chart of the probability the Federal Reserve holds rates steady at its September 2026 meeting, from August 6 through August 26, 2026, rising from 52% to a peak near 73% by mid-August, then settling at 66% on both August 25 and August 26.

66% before the inflation data. 66% after it.

Meta traveled 36 points before lunch and gave most of it back

Meta closed Tuesday at 570.05. In the 45 minutes before Wednesday's opening bell it ran from about 581 to an intraday high of 598.44, a premarket gain of better than 5%. It opened the regular session at 590.44 and fell to 561.94 within that same 15-minute bar, a round trip of roughly 36 points before 9:45 a.m. Eastern.

The stock climbed back through the morning to a session high of 588.76 by 11:00 a.m. Eastern, faded through the afternoon, and closed at 576.14, up 1.07% on the day. The S&P 500 fund traded in about a half-point range across the same stretch.

The settlement behind the move was filed before the bell

State attorneys general and Meta reached a $17.1 billion settlement Wednesday resolving claims from 47 states and the District of Columbia that Instagram and Facebook are addictive and unsafe for children. Meta agreed to cap teen use of both apps at two hours a day and to mute notifications during school hours and overnight.

Meta pays $12.7 billion of that total regardless of what anyone else does. It owes the remaining $5.3 billion only if TikTok and YouTube adopt matching one-hour daily limits for young users and each contribute a comparable sum of their own. The premarket rally treated the number as a resolution. The sell-off at the open treated the terms as a new cost.

Alphabet fell without a headline of its own

Alphabet opened Wednesday at 346.62 and slid steadily to 341.71 by 10:15 a.m. Eastern, 45 minutes of grinding decline rather than a single break, before spending the rest of the session between 340 and 343. It closed at 342.00, down 1.43%, near its low of the day.

A sweep of Wednesday's wires found no Alphabet-specific news. YouTube is one of the two platforms named in Meta's settlement as a condition of Meta's full payout, which puts Alphabet adjacent to the day's biggest story with no reporting connecting the two. The timing is documented. The cause is not.

One month, normalized: SPY, Nvidia, Meta, Alphabet
One-month normalized price chart for the S&P 500 ETF, Nvidia, Meta Platforms, and Alphabet Class A through August 26, 2026, indexed to 100, showing Nvidia and Meta far more volatile over the month than the index around them, and Wednesday's moves as small relative to the month's swings.

Zoomed out, Wednesday's stillness in the index is the rule. The swings in Nvidia and Meta are, too.

Nvidia spent the session de-risking, then reported before this report closed

Nvidia fell 1.59% to 209.66 during the regular session, trading as low as 210.78 in the first fifteen minutes, ahead of a report due after the bell. At 4:36 p.m. Eastern, twenty-four minutes before this report's close, Nvidia filed its results: $96.2 billion in quarterly revenue, up 106% from a year earlier, and non-GAAP earnings of $2.22 a share.

Nvidia guided third-quarter revenue to $108 billion, above the roughly $104.2 billion analysts had modeled, and Jensen Huang forecast about 70% revenue growth for fiscal 2028. The company also flagged gross margin sliding toward 71% to 72% by its fourth fiscal quarter, tied partly to memory costs, after purchase commitments for memory more than doubled to $279 billion from $119 billion the prior quarter. None of it had traded yet by the time this report closed.

CrowdStrike and Salesforce reported into the same silence

CrowdStrike filed its results at 4:07 p.m. Eastern: $1.47 billion in quarterly revenue against a $1.44 billion estimate, adjusted earnings of 31 cents a share against 29 cents expected, and a raised full-year revenue outlook of $5.99 billion to $6.01 billion. CrowdStrike lifted its net-new annual recurring revenue growth guidance by more than 600 basis points, to a 34% midpoint.

Salesforce filed four minutes earlier, at 4:03 p.m. Eastern: $11.35 billion in quarterly revenue against $11.32 billion expected, with net income up 87% to $3.53 billion, boosted by a $2.6 billion gain on its stake in Anthropic. Annualized revenue from its Agentforce AI products topped $1.5 billion, up 240% from a year earlier, and Salesforce raised its full-year revenue guidance by $200 million.

All three filings crossed the wire in the same 33-minute window, 4:03 to 4:36 p.m. Eastern. None of the three stocks had a chance to trade on the news before the close this report is built on.

Thursday has to price three earnings reports and a jobs number

Weekly jobless claims are due at 8:30 a.m. Eastern Thursday, alongside earnings from Marvell Technology and three Canadian banks: Royal Bank of Canada, Toronto-Dominion, and CIBC. None of that competes with the real test: whether Nvidia, CrowdStrike, and Salesforce open Thursday trading anywhere near where they closed Wednesday.

Nvidia has fallen after each of its last four earnings beats despite topping estimates every time. Wednesday's guide, its margin warning, and Huang's growth forecast are the inputs on the table. Thursday's open is the first vote.

Every major index closed within two-tenths of one percentage point of Tuesday, a $17.1 billion Meta settlement sent the stock on a 36-point round trip before it closed up 1.07%, Alphabet fell 1.43% for no published reason, a benign inflation report and a flat 66% Fed-hold bet moved nothing, and Nvidia, CrowdStrike, and Salesforce filed a combined beat-and-raise in the half hour before the bell rang closed on this report, with none of the three stocks having traded on it yet.
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eli terminal  •  Wednesday August 26, 2026